tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-101662562011-12-13T19:57:51.223-08:00Woody Allen QuotesWoody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.comBlogger1001100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770608639531602005-01-14T22:30:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:30:08.640-08:00Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577060863953160?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770604973810892005-01-14T22:30:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:30:04.973-08:00Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577060497381089?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770601659714642005-01-14T22:30:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:30:01.660-08:00Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577060165971464?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770597961302722005-01-14T22:29:00.015-08:002005-01-14T22:29:57.963-08:00When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577059796130272?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770594765543702005-01-14T22:29:00.014-08:002005-01-14T22:29:54.766-08:00When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577059476554370?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770590478274812005-01-14T22:29:00.013-08:002005-01-14T22:29:50.476-08:00What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577059047827481?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770587039444642005-01-14T22:29:00.012-08:002005-01-14T22:29:47.040-08:00What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577058703944464?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770583207587202005-01-14T22:29:00.011-08:002005-01-14T22:29:43.206-08:00Tradition is the illusion of permanance. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577058320758720?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770579978568152005-01-14T22:29:00.010-08:002005-01-14T22:29:39.976-08:00To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577057997856815?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770573054945002005-01-14T22:29:00.009-08:002005-01-14T22:29:33.053-08:00Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577057305494500?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770569020885012005-01-14T22:29:00.008-08:002005-01-14T22:29:29.020-08:00Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577056902088501?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770564331265882005-01-14T22:29:00.007-08:002005-01-14T22:29:24.330-08:00There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577056433126588?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770560868278682005-01-14T22:29:00.006-08:002005-01-14T22:29:20.866-08:00There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577056086827868?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770557806498672005-01-14T22:29:00.005-08:002005-01-14T22:29:17.806-08:00The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577055780649867?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770554395181922005-01-14T22:29:00.004-08:002005-01-14T22:29:14.396-08:00The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577055439518192?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770550695120092005-01-14T22:29:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:29:10.696-08:00The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577055069512009?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770547002581482005-01-14T22:29:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:29:07.003-08:00The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577054700258148?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770543311857262005-01-14T22:29:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:29:03.310-08:00The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577054331185726?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770540135022252005-01-14T22:29:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:29:00.136-08:00The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577054013502225?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770536470731582005-01-14T22:28:00.012-08:002005-01-14T22:28:56.470-08:00The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577053647073158?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770524832823892005-01-14T22:28:00.011-08:002005-01-14T22:28:44.833-08:00The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577052483282389?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770518845215202005-01-14T22:28:00.010-08:002005-01-14T22:28:38.846-08:00Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577051884521520?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770515413146682005-01-14T22:28:00.009-08:002005-01-14T22:28:35.413-08:00Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577051541314668?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770511661185622005-01-14T22:28:00.008-08:002005-01-14T22:28:31.660-08:00She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577051166118562?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770507813118722005-01-14T22:28:00.007-08:002005-01-14T22:28:27.813-08:00Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577050781311872?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770504342663092005-01-14T22:28:00.006-08:002005-01-14T22:28:24.343-08:00Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577050434266309?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770500437603092005-01-14T22:28:00.005-08:002005-01-14T22:28:20.436-08:00Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577050043760309?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770496548049072005-01-14T22:28:00.004-08:002005-01-14T22:28:16.546-08:00Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577049654804907?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770493098843042005-01-14T22:28:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:28:13.096-08:00Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577049309884304?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770489749181162005-01-14T22:28:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:28:09.750-08:00Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577048974918116?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770484814576822005-01-14T22:28:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:28:04.813-08:00Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577048481457682?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770481421454552005-01-14T22:28:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:28:01.420-08:00Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577048142145455?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770477454640962005-01-14T22:27:00.009-08:002005-01-14T22:27:57.453-08:00Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577047745464096?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770470975904082005-01-14T22:27:00.008-08:002005-01-14T22:27:50.976-08:00On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577047097590408?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770463554349452005-01-14T22:27:00.007-08:002005-01-14T22:27:43.553-08:00Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577046355434945?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770459870810932005-01-14T22:27:00.006-08:002005-01-14T22:27:39.870-08:00Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577045987081093?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770456472622372005-01-14T22:27:00.005-08:002005-01-14T22:27:36.473-08:00Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577045647262237?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770452958815892005-01-14T22:27:00.004-08:002005-01-14T22:27:32.956-08:00My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577045295881589?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770449726655892005-01-14T22:27:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:27:29.726-08:00My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577044972665589?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770445984819282005-01-14T22:27:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:27:25.983-08:00Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577044598481928?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770435673220502005-01-14T22:27:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:27:15.673-08:00Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577043567322050?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770431556405682005-01-14T22:27:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:27:11.556-08:00Marriage is the death of hope. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577043155640568?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770394756944562005-01-14T22:26:00.008-08:002005-01-14T22:26:34.756-08:00Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577039475694456?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770391160411782005-01-14T22:26:00.007-08:002005-01-14T22:26:31.160-08:00Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577039116041178?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770387864127782005-01-14T22:26:00.006-08:002005-01-14T22:26:27.863-08:00Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577038786412778?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770384957877802005-01-14T22:26:00.005-08:002005-01-14T22:26:24.956-08:00Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577038495787780?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770381622788692005-01-14T22:26:00.004-08:002005-01-14T22:26:21.623-08:00Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577038162278869?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770378268952772005-01-14T22:26:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:26:18.266-08:00I've never been an intellectual but I have this look. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577037826895277?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770374820986372005-01-14T22:26:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:26:14.820-08:00It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577037482098637?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770371299948042005-01-14T22:26:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:26:11.300-08:00It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577037129994804?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770361488211522005-01-14T22:26:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:26:01.486-08:00It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577036148821152?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770357430978782005-01-14T22:25:00.013-08:002005-01-14T22:25:57.430-08:00It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577035743097878?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770353584756942005-01-14T22:25:00.012-08:002005-01-14T22:25:53.583-08:00Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577035358475694?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770345230322802005-01-14T22:25:00.011-08:002005-01-14T22:25:45.230-08:00In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577034523032280?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770341889254182005-01-14T22:25:00.010-08:002005-01-14T22:25:41.890-08:00In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577034188925418?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770337261388982005-01-14T22:25:00.009-08:002005-01-14T22:25:37.260-08:00In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577033726138898?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770333877688222005-01-14T22:25:00.008-08:002005-01-14T22:25:33.876-08:00I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577033387768822?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770330507025382005-01-14T22:25:00.007-08:002005-01-14T22:25:30.506-08:00I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577033050702538?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770327291474092005-01-14T22:25:00.006-08:002005-01-14T22:25:27.290-08:00I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577032729147409?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770323842970232005-01-14T22:25:00.005-08:002005-01-14T22:25:23.843-08:00I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577032384297023?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770320286344872005-01-14T22:25:00.004-08:002005-01-14T22:25:20.286-08:00If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577032028634487?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770316873709482005-01-14T22:25:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:25:16.873-08:00If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577031687370948?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770313081048012005-01-14T22:25:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:25:13.080-08:00If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577031308104801?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770305463858682005-01-14T22:25:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:25:05.463-08:00If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577030546385868?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770301677859702005-01-14T22:25:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:25:01.676-08:00If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577030167785970?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770295253865452005-01-14T22:24:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:24:55.253-08:00I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577029525386545?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770291423804852005-01-14T22:24:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:24:51.423-08:00I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577029142380485?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770287410661292005-01-14T22:24:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:24:47.410-08:00I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577028741066129?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770278666429072005-01-14T22:24:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:24:38.666-08:00I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577027866642907?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770194430752932005-01-14T22:23:00.004-08:002005-01-14T22:23:14.430-08:00I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.' - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577019443075293?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770191450791772005-01-14T22:23:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:23:11.450-08:00I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577019145079177?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770187851412512005-01-14T22:23:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:23:07.850-08:00I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577018785141251?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770184482942552005-01-14T22:23:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:23:04.483-08:00I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577018448294255?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770180918852332005-01-14T22:23:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:23:00.916-08:00I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577018091885233?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770174413282882005-01-14T22:22:00.011-08:002005-01-14T22:22:54.413-08:00I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577017441328288?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770170764145232005-01-14T22:22:00.010-08:002005-01-14T22:22:50.763-08:00I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577017076414523?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770166711348552005-01-14T22:22:00.009-08:002005-01-14T22:22:46.710-08:00I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577016671134855?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770162737488452005-01-14T22:22:00.008-08:002005-01-14T22:22:42.736-08:00I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577016273748845?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770158829116722005-01-14T22:22:00.007-08:002005-01-14T22:22:38.830-08:00I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577015882911672?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770155003673352005-01-14T22:22:00.006-08:002005-01-14T22:22:35.003-08:00I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577015500367335?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770151174092142005-01-14T22:22:00.005-08:002005-01-14T22:22:31.173-08:00I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577015117409214?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770147206429022005-01-14T22:22:00.004-08:002005-01-14T22:22:27.206-08:00I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577014720642902?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770142938755182005-01-14T22:22:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:22:22.936-08:00I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577014293875518?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770138103557982005-01-14T22:22:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:22:18.103-08:00I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577013810355798?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770129204959332005-01-14T22:22:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:22:09.203-08:00I am two with nature. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577012920495933?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770123673654452005-01-14T22:22:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:22:03.673-08:00I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577012367365445?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770101486692012005-01-14T22:21:00.006-08:002005-01-14T22:21:41.486-08:00I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577010148669201?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770088868194992005-01-14T22:21:00.005-08:002005-01-14T22:21:28.866-08:00How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577008886819499?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770082465266212005-01-14T22:21:00.004-08:002005-01-14T22:21:22.466-08:00His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577008246526621?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770076450931722005-01-14T22:21:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:21:16.450-08:00He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577007645093172?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770071623771722005-01-14T22:21:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:21:11.623-08:00Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577007162377172?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770067100960602005-01-14T22:21:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:21:07.100-08:00Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577006710096060?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770061069108742005-01-14T22:21:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:21:01.070-08:00Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577006106910874?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770032585070742005-01-14T22:20:00.004-08:002005-01-14T22:20:32.586-08:00Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577003258507074?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770024837530332005-01-14T22:20:00.003-08:002005-01-14T22:20:24.836-08:00Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577002483753033?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770016546628992005-01-14T22:20:00.002-08:002005-01-14T22:20:16.546-08:00Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577001654662899?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770011177465452005-01-14T22:20:00.001-08:002005-01-14T22:20:11.176-08:00As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577001117746545?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105770004360918872005-01-14T22:20:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:20:04.360-08:00And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110577000436091887?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105769511383587582005-01-14T22:11:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:11:51.383-08:00A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110576951138358758?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10166256.post-1105769413917630042005-01-14T22:10:00.000-08:002005-01-14T22:10:13.916-08:00A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. - Woody Allen<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10166256-110576941391763004?l=woodyallenquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Woody Allen Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662211927714142782noreply@blogger.com0